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本人年29岁有余,即将而立之年,然脱发的烦恼亦伴随至今。回想毕业之初,意气风发,“长发及腰”,不甚唏嘘。在与5α还原酶和雄性激素多年的战斗中,由于战略上的错误判断及战役中的失误,导致在“保卫头发”的这场斗争中一败涂地,败给了他们联合产生的一个强大的敌人:双氢睾酮(Dihydrotestosterone 即DHT),不幸成为了一名雄激素性脱发#(不高兴)(androgentic alopecia 简称AGA)患者。这场争夺头发失败而引起的悲剧还在继续发孝。经过多年不懈的“努力”,衣橱里衣服没增加,帽子却多了起来,棒球帽、篮球帽、空心帽、遮阳帽、保暖帽等,成为帽子收集者,一年四季出门必备之物,且各种遮羞手段都拿出来试用,出门可以不带手机,必须得带帽子。心里总盼望着“双氢睾酮”这个敌人能自己撤退。然而事实证明,盘根在头顶的这块巴掌大领土上的“帝国主义”,是不会轻易走人的,敌人毁坏的土地也不会自己恢复的。得借助更强大的帮手赶走敌人,重建领地。“山重水复疑无路,柳暗花明又一村”,时代在发展,敌人却原地踏步,还是那些老套的进攻手段(即:5α还原酶与雄性激素作用成DHT,DHT会导致脱发)。本人经过多年需找,终于寻得强大的盟友,时不我待,赶紧联络。经过双方“你情我愿”的试探后,终于会面,一见如故,在双方紧张、活泼、团结、友好的氛围下,深入沟通,紧密合作,制定了一套针对这片 “丢失多年的领土”的重建解决方案。
第一步,也是最重要的一步,在敌人眼皮底下,移花接木(从后枕部取发移植到脱发区),重建家园。由于本人当初战斗力渣渣,丢失领土过多,罪过罪过!本双方制定计划是偷偷移植4000个希望的种子,但是奈何后枕部资源不够,故而减少到3500个!郁闷!心碎!但凡事得一分为二的看问题,少500个种子,重建资金可以省一点嘛。况且,在侦察过丢失的领土后,发现部分领土还孕育着希望的种子,没有被完全毁灭,后期多施点肥料,还能在发芽壮大,变成“小树林”。双方一拍即合,在某年某月某日,发动突然进攻,在短短的几个小时内,在本人积极的配合下(其实手术台上睡着了),盟友成功从敌人没有占领的后枕部,采摘了很多种子,输送移植到战斗一线,成功取得辉煌战果,战斗力果然强大。
第二步,也是更重要的一步,赶走敌人!就是抑制DHT!怎么赶,用枪?不行!得用重火力!从盟友处取得半年基数的弹药,即非那雄胺和米诺,这还不够,得是进口的核弹头(进口非那雄胺,纯度高!)。
第三步,抱歉没了!本人才结束第一步不到一星期多,还未有效果。
总结:个人觉得植发后,万事大吉的思想要不得,药物和保养尤其重要。头发恢复的过程,不应当仅仅是头顶那些事,更应该是个人作息规律,生活习惯改善的过程。坚信当坚持一年后,头发会茂密、精神会饱满、体力会充沛,这才是发友最重要的收获。
下附英文,给内地的外国发友瞅两眼。
I am more than 29 years old, and I am about to stand up for the rest of my life. Recalling the beginning of graduation, the spirit of the wind, "long hair and waist", not very embarrassing. In the battles with 5α reductase and androgen for many years, due to strategic misjudgment and mistakes in the battle, the defeat in the struggle to “defend the hair” was defeated by a powerful enemy they jointly produced: Dihydrotestosterone (DHT) has unfortunately become an androgenetic alopecia (AGA) patient. The tragedy caused by the failure of this battle for hair continues to be filial. After years of unremitting efforts, the clothes in the closet have not increased, but the hats have increased. Baseball caps, basketball caps, hollow caps, sunhats, warm hats, etc. have become hat collectors, and must be out all year round. And all kinds of shame means are taken out for trial, you can go out without a mobile phone, you must bring a hat. always hopes that the enemy of "dihydrotestosterone" can retreat by itself. However, it turns out that the "imperialism" that is rooted in the slap of the head of the head is not easy to leave, and the land destroyed by the enemy will not recover by itself. You must use a stronger helper to drive away the enemy and rebuild the territory."The mountains and rivers have no way to reconcile, and the villages are dark and bright." The times are developing, but the enemy is still in the same place. It is still the old-fashioned offensive means (ie: 5α reductase and androgen act as DHT, DHT can cause hair loss). After many years of searching, I have finally found a strong ally. When I am not waiting, I will contact you quickly. After the temptations of the two sides, "Your Love and Willingness", I finally met and, at the same time, in an atmosphere of tension, liveliness, solidarity and friendship between the two sides, in-depth communication and close cooperation, formulated a set of "lost territories lost for many years". Rebuild the solution.The first step, and the most important step, is to move the flowers under the eyes of the enemy (transplant from the back pillow to the hair loss area) and rebuild the home. Because I was fighting slag, I lost too much territory and sinned! The two sides made plans to secretly transplant 4,000 seeds of hope, but after that, the pillow resources were not enough, so it was reduced to 3,500! depressed! Heartbreak! But if you have to divide the problem into two, you can save a little more than 500 seeds. Moreover, after scouting the lost territory, it was discovered that part of the territory still bred the seed of hope, was not completely destroyed, and applied more fertilizer in the later period, but it could also grow and become a "grove". The two sides hit it off and launched a sudden attack on a certain day of the year. In just a few hours, under the active cooperation of the person (in fact, asleep on the operating table: sleepy, the allies succeeded in not occupying from the enemy. After the occipital part, a lot of seeds were picked and transported to the front of the battle. The success was achieved, and the combat power was really strong.The second step, and a more important step, drives away the enemy! Is to suppress DHT! How to catch up with a gun? No! Have to use heavy fire! It is not enough to obtain the semi-annular ammunition from the allies, namely finasteride and minoxidin. It is imported nuclear warhead (imported finasteride, high purity!).The third step, sorry, no more! This talent has ended the first step in less than a week and has not been effective.Summary: Personally, after the hair transplant, everything is indispensable, and medicine and maintenance are especially important. The process of hair recovery should not only be the top of the head, but should also be the process of personal routine and improvement of living habits. I firmly believe that when I persist in one year, my hair will be dense, my spirit will be full, and my physical strength will be abundant. This is the most important achievement of my friends.
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